About My Awesomeness
So this is where I tell you who I am and why I’m even wasting my time with you. So here you go.
My name is too cool to tell you and my friends call me “awesome” so you can call me either “Sir” or “Mr. CRAPIC.” That’s all you need to know about me. I don’t want to get bombarded with requests to do your scrapbooking web site, wedding invitations and stupid stuff like that. Being super popular is difficult, but I don’t really expect you to understand.
Why do I waste time on you? Well take a look at those ads to your right. Each ad there equals bling for Mr. CRAPIC. There’s your answer, baby.
Most graphic designers suck. Yes, I mean you. Why else would you even be here, You suck and need help. You think you know design stuffs, but you don’t. I am one of those rare graphic designers who is full of awesomeness and I’m sick of sucky design peons like you. They give designers like me and my homies like BittBox and Abduzeedo a bad name. That’s right, they’re my homies. Listen to me and maybe you can have some sweet friends like that too…. Ha!!! Gotcha!! You’ll never be that good!!! And even if you do glean some awesomeness from me, I still can’t do anything about your ugly face. For that, try here.
With so many peon designers needing so much help and me being overflowing with awesomeness, I only thought it fair to give back. That’s why I started CRAPIC Design. CRAPIC is an acronym (if you are a peon, click here) that I invented myself.
Creative Radicalness Aimed at Peons with Irritating Cheesy Design
Seriously though, I don’t know how long I can take this. I’m already tired of you and it’s only the About page. So just remember, every post from me is a gift. It’s like it’s your birthday everytime I post something.
