CRAPIC Design - Creative Radicalness Aimed at Peons with Irritating Cheesy DESIGN

Good ideas fall off of me like slobber out of the corner of the mouth of one of those drooling dogs. (You know the ones I mean, like Hooch from the Tom Hinks movie.) Here’s one of my latest sweet ideas.

How often have things like this happened to you?

1. You’re watching the latest awesome release at the movie theater and your camcorder runs out of juice.
2. You have a heart attack and wish you could shock your own heart.
3. You are trying to inflate a twin sized air mattress using your mouth even though you have an electronic inflater but you’re in your mom’s basement (which doesn’t have any outlets) because she said “you have to move out of your old bedroom because I want to use it as my scrapbooking room and besides 38 year olds shouldn’t even still be living with their mother anyways. It’s just plain weird and my friends in the book club said we can’t meet here any more because you never wear a shirt and they are scared of you.”

If you’re anything like me, you’ve run into all of these issues… some of them more than once.

What one thing would solve all these problems? (Don’t worry morons, that’s a regorical question. I’m aware that I need to spoon feed your tiny little peon brains.) Answer: A portable power supply. What’s that? They already have those and they are called generators? OK, first of all, NEVER, EVER interrupt me again during one of my posts!! And B, do you even realize how heavy those generators are!?! How are people who aren’t as strong as me supposed to carry that around!!!

Here’s the solution…

I go to the doctor and have them peel off my scalp and replace it with solar panels. Then they just find a place to put an outlet on my body (the belly button seems like the most logical choice). Link the solar panels to the outlet and presto! I’m a walking power supply!!

And to make this more awesomer, this idea could easily be combines with my previous Sweet Idea, which would offer a USB connection as well.

Some benefits of this idea would include:

1. Charging your iPod or phone at the airport.
2. Rent yourself out at the airport for others to charge their iPods and phones
3. If you have a hybrid or electric car, plug it in to your belly button and you can  recharge as you drive.
4. Plug in computer speakers to your belly button, hook it up to your iPod and you are literally a walking eternally charged stereo.

The list could go on and on.

I’m sure some big company like Apple, 3M or Keebler (I don’t trust those elves, or anyone with curly toed shoes for that matter) will steal my idea and make millions off of it.

What other uses would a solar head have?

What other sweet ideas do you have?

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