There’s new thing that peoples are talking about that’s called “going greens.” I studied up on it, and it actually has nothing to do with Ireland. It does have to do with the earth and stuff and making it cooler. Check out some of my tips for freelancers on how to “go greens.”
This is the second part of my comprehensive 2 part series on how freelancers can go “greens”. Check out part one. “Greens” Photoshop bomb below!
Write with your own blood
Did you know that each time you use ink from a pen, you kill 300 octopuses? Octopus killer!! Why not drain some blood from your arm and use that to fill your pen instead of using octopus ink-blood. Need to make a sweet illustration for a clint? Whip out your blood ink pen and get all Type O Negative on that illustration. I can tell you one thing from experience though, make sure you only use your own blood. Some people are ignorant selfish earth haters and get all ticked when you try to drain their blood while they are sleeping. Even after you explain that its to save the dolphins!!!
Don’t shower
Did you know that when you take a 5 minute shower, you drain 3 lakes? Lake killer!!! Do you really need to shower? Seriously. What reason do you really have for showering? You never leave your home, you have no friends and the people who you play video games with online can’t even smell you through your PS3 headset microphone.
Don’t drink water
Did you know that whenever you drink a glass of water, it’s like you are laughing in the face of a dolphin. Dolphin laugher!!! What have Dolphins ever done to you? Isn’t it enough that you’ve done a #2 in their house?! All they want to do is swim around in their home, the ocean. And all you want to do is slowly drink their home until it’s gone. According to a study done by CRAPICDesign.com, if you stop drinking water for just one year, the ocean levels will go up 30 feet, dolphins will be happy and then the earth will be normal again.
Air condition the world
Did you know that while you sit in your comfortable air conditioned house, the world around us is over heating and ready to explode?! World killer!!! It’s called global warming, moron, you should Wikify it. So you probably have an air conditioner, right? And the world is too hot and needs to cool down, right? Flip that air conditioner inside out and start cooling down the outside. Don’t be stingy either. Leave that sucker on high 24/7. If you’ve got central air, vent it outside. (For those of you who don’t have air conditioning, just leave your freezer door open and vent it outside.) You can even go ahead and buy some window air conditioners and plug ‘em in and leave them sitting outside. It may be a little warmer for you in the house and it may cost a few bucks more each month, but the world will thank you.
Are there other ways you are “going greens” as a freelancer?
If you are interested in other ways you can “go greens” as a freelancer, check out these sites:
- Greening Your Design Business (Freelance Switch)
- Design by Nature (Green graphic design resources)
- Rethink Design (Green graphic design resources)
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